astronorner:

Things to look forward to in October
1. Halloweentown
2. Halloweentown 2 Kalabar’s Revenge
3. Halloweentown High
4. Return to Hallloweentown

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floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

(Source: proshchai, via tita-and-beta)

attackonromney:

nash grier in a few months

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(Source: loserly, via radicallasagna)

oh wow, a new tv show about a white guy who solves crimes by noticing everything except how fucking pretentious he is

(Source: shmurdapunk, via chunky-funky)

God is good—”
“All the time!”
“All the time—”
“God is good!
African American Proverb; Black Church Edition (via blackproverbs)

(via just-a-lil-bit-out-of-my-limit)

Much like Al Qaeda and ISIS, One Direction inspires extreme devotion among its followers.

NO.

NO.

NO.

NO.

NO.

THIS IS THE WORST SIMILE TO HAVE EVER BEEN MADE. WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF COMPARISON IS THIS. IS THIS ARTICLE FOR FUCKING REAL.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2014/09/26/the-daily-show-made-a-joke-about-one-direction-and-teenage-girls-are-losing-it/

(via starksfell)

(via golden-platedlives)

foodchewer:

i don’t want to go to sleep i want to be famous

(via kyarras-journey)

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

(via radicallasagna)

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

(via hell4-rad)

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

(Source: doeeyedpdsmessiah, via invisible-lights)

glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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(via invisible-lights)

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via invisible-lights)

fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

(Source: panemwillfall, via thisgirl-isaproblem)