fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

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mydeaddog:

can apple computers like… . ….u know.… .….  ., ., , ., …not be $1,000

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nickelbackthatassup:

damn boy are you liquid eyeliner because I’m pretty sure I’m gonna fuck this up

(via psychologicalgraffiti)

que-mystery:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

It really does

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oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

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7sunriseoversea:

livdash:

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

It’s important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out.

Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals and believe in you.

this pls

i only make those kind of friends 

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me with my American friend part 2

lucuha:

me: hey American friend i bought this football for you

American friend: *stops playing the banjo and cleaning their guns and drinking their soda* Oh y’all know me too well I love them good ol’ sports hell yeah 

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kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

(via missbarribaby)

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD

(via bailes1998)

thewashedw0lf:

kanesus:

why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me 

Gold

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o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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