heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via beanie-93)

poetic:

If I text you and you don’t respond,  no matter how much I like you, I won’t text you a second time in fear of annoying you.

(via damnmypants)

fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

image

(via voyager-plus)

thearticlemonkeys:

anhourlypromisebreaker:

thearticlemonkeys:

Has anyone else noticed that Americans have turned literally every holiday into eating disgusting amounts of food?

You’re just jealous

I’m American

(via dontoverthinkjustletitgo56)

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

(via noswaggpanda)

art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

(via battery-bunny)

earthdad:

i hate when ppl are actually really prepared for a test. Like, who do u think you are? Someone who actually has their life together? that is not acceptable

(via awkward-minion)

thefoxxnextdoor:

My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.

(via awkward-minion)

mustaine:

not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass

(Source: deldeaux, via secondstartootheright)

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed, via im-a-rnouse-duh)