tacoposey:

hicstreme:

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

but if you combine the three you’d have one kickass disney movie

(via nialllovepints)

naturally:

I miss you, but fuck you.

(via justkilledathug)

snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?

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(via radicallasagna)

kingofbear:

when someone says their eyes change colour

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(via justkilledathug)

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

(Source: suhostomp, via mundane-to-magic)

justbeingaslut:

i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

(via emojilouis)

otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

(via let-us-both-go-to-outer-space)

plot twist: an actual teenager would play the role of a teenager in a movie
Let’s raise children who wont have to recover from their childhoods

flowrescentonyx:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING

(Source: renaissancedreams, via let-us-both-go-to-outer-space)

kawena-ula:

I feel like whoever came up with the word “menstruation” just smashed “mental” and “frustration” together and voila it fits.

(via let-us-both-go-to-outer-space)

one day i aspire to shop price high to low

(via let-us-both-go-to-outer-space)

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

(via dy--sphoria)

sobersexting:

being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

(via catriionaa)

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

(Source: narcotic, via ssickascancer)