housewifeswag:

do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like

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averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

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siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

(via secret-lamp)

mydogsnokes:

u look like the kinda person who doesnt give pencils back

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Anonymous: how do you give a bj 

gnarly:

get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord

zaynandharrypls:

Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason

(via cirocobamma)

‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.
And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)

(Source: emilys-nostalgia, via wedontneedanotherhero)