kissesforyourloving:

prejaculate:

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker

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saintlukas:

Madonna be like

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When your parents try to act cool around your friends like

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breakburnandends:

i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers

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juilan:

Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

(via g0ldengrahams)

kisslng:

twerkforcats:

i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

this is the most relevant thing I have ever read

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poopflow:

james franco look like one of those sweaty stoners that shows up to class late every day and is like “you got another pencil i can use bruh” and he never gives them back what does he do with all those pencils

(via dreamsofthestars)

oknope:

"what will you do if your boyfriend cheats on you?"
me: 
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titytwochainz:

when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame

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