slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

(via nialllovepints)

plantyourjimmyinmybonham:

this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like

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"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"

and i was just like

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"ok"

(Source: johnpauljones, via melissa-lyn)

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

(via thenightlifesavedme)

Anonymous: what state do you live in? 

narcotic:

Usually denial 

jewwnicorn:

Why leak nudes when you can leak the third season of Orange is the New Black???

(via un-loveddd)

cartel:

googlestaffofficial:

if multiple girls named paige hang out together is it called a chapter?

 

(Source: poodlepunk, via justhopingforhappiness)

youngblackandvegan:

Do not allow people to mispronounce your name

(via semi-col0n)

livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.

(via all-these-thingsthativedone)

comparingmeerkats:

when you walk past a classroom that your friend is in 

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(Source: pornstarwars, via yourfavourite-sweater)