My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”
Me: “I’m coming…”
white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?
can apple computers like… . ….u know.… .…. ., ., , ., …not be $1,000
damn boy are you liquid eyeliner because I’m pretty sure I’m gonna fuck this up
"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe."
It really does