blastortoise:

Chris Evans really gives off the “I have a big dick but I don’t brag about it” aura and I’m about that

(via nialllovepints)

totheinternetandbeyond:

some of my music makes me want to cuddle for 7 hours and some of my music makes me want to do hard drugs in a motel room while wearing lingerie

(via dontoverthinkjustletitgo56)

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

(Source: xoxo2k14methdragonssss, via radicallasagna)

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

(via giiirrrlllmyballsbeitchy)

Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.

The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.

(Source: toxiccunts, via dontoverthinkjustletitgo56)

precumming:

SINCE U BEEN GONE !!!!!!!!!!!! (since u been gone) I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME IM SO MOVING ON (ya ya) THANKS TO YOU (thanks to you) NOW I GET (now i get) I GET WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAANT

(via thisgirl-isaproblem)

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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(via justhopingforhappiness)

when my wifi stops working so do i

(Source: ozei, via dontoverthinkjustletitgo56)

basvaraad:

basvaraad:

gUys i think i just

ate a dog treAT

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i thought it was a VANILLA OREO I’M 100% DONE WIHT MYSELF

(Source: eyeb0t, via radicallasagna)