earthdad:

i hate when ppl are actually really prepared for a test. Like, who do u think you are? Someone who actually has their life together? that is not acceptable

(via awkward-minion)

thefoxxnextdoor:

My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.

(via awkward-minion)

mustaine:

not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass

(Source: deldeaux, via secondstartootheright)

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed, via im-a-rnouse-duh)

My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.
Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)

(Source: locsofpoetry, via living-in-the-dreams)

literallysnokoplasm:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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(Source: jaclcfrost, via myshad0wself)

gnarly:

sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years

(via vegassvolt)

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

(via assigned-sunrise)

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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(via cirocobamma)

filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

(via teenagee-traagedy)

dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

(via br3athe3asy)

It bugs me when people are unnecessarily mean. Like, you didn’t have to make that comment. You could have just kept your mouth shut and left that person not feeling bad about themselves. What do you gain from making someone else feel like shit? Nothing of substance. Maybe a fleeting moment of power but that’s gone as soon as it comes so why? There’s enough unhappiness in the world without you adding to it.

(Source: stilesgame, via shutupalyssaa)