the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

image

(Source: cocaineteas, via im-not-in-my-sane-mind)

sugahwaatah:

white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine

(via nialllovepints)

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via hologramh)

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

(Source: alanblooms, via hologramh)

mydeaddog:

can apple computers like… . ….u know.… .….  ., ., , ., …not be $1,000

(Source: hklj420, via hologramh)

nickelbackthatassup:

damn boy are you liquid eyeliner because I’m pretty sure I’m gonna fuck this up

(via psychologicalgraffiti)

que-mystery:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

It really does

(via kenzietaaaylor)

oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

(via kenzietaaaylor)