knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
friendly reminer to check the ‘i hate my parents’ tag on christmas morning!!!
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”